Reblog if you are Groot.

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bertmccrackalaken:

OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

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"Everything is temporary."

3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via missinyouiskillingme)

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