Reblog if you are Groot.
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob
" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"
I didn’t..are you serious?